This is Grant Eastman. Grant is lazy so it's really surprising that he's actually standing up in the picture (or maybe I just doctored the shot to make it look that way). In fact Grant is so lazy that one summer he had to have his mom go out (he couldn't risk interrupting his strict regiment of sitting) and buy him a speaker phone because picking up the receiver on a regular phone was "too hard and annoying." Grant takes chilling to such a new level that we now call it "grilling" in his honor. Grant's a great guy though and without him I'd probably be stressed out all the time.
I made this image in high school for my computer imaging classes.